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    Post  Juma Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:38 am

    It struck me, as I was watching chat, that there are many "inside" jokes & comments that the Founding Members of HAVOC share - some of which go waaaay back to s3! So i thought that it would be fun to share it with ALL our Family

    PEOPLE:
    Founding Members - Would love to give each & every 1 of them their own entry....but I don't want to make this the length of Steven King's latest novel. In no particular order: xARESx, SpikeStrip, Vermithrax, Enchantra, Greatwest, Sino, Maxximus, Engessa, Juma, Majestic, Dilligaff, KARZA, Fero, Cytaen, Tayet, Marnax, Salemer, Digger13, BDS, Ravenwing, NLxTeddy

    Thrump - may be referred to as thrumpymess, mess, or messy. His original name on s79, where we met him, was Messwithmyhead. We thought he'd been lost to us, as he had disappeared from s79 - but then, as was fated, he came back to Evony & started on s132. Being the brilliant person that he is, he miraculously found Verm & Juma, & he was reunited with his s79 Family.

    xARESx - may be referred to as DR, or Deathy (esp by Spikey). Ares name on s79, where we met him, was DEATHREAMER.

    Engessa - may be referred to as bob, PPB (usually by Juma) or Bubba (ALWAYS by Spikey). His original name on s30, where we met him, was bobjay...also bobjoy....but that's another story.

    Majestic - may be referred to as Matt, his original name on s79, where we met him.

    Greatwest - may be referred to as gdub....a fairly obvious play on the initials GW Wink

    SpikeStrip - no ordinary 12 y/o; Incredibly bright, great singing voice & the virtual child of Juma & Verm; frequently known as Spikey (Note: dislikes pink headbands)

    Juma - may be referred to as Momma (ONLY by Spikey).

    Vermithrax- may be referred to as Vermy (ONLY by Spikey...& ocaasionally by Juma when talking TO Spikey ABOUT Verm)

    THARN - To this date, the absolute BEST player in Evony that Juma, Verm, Maxx, Spikey & Engessa have had the pleasure to play with as an alliance mate. We miss him....

    X - Xhaedn: To this date, the player with the best understanding of Evony battle mechanics we've met AND the ability to explain this knowledge so that even a math nitwit like Juma can understand.


    THE ALLIANCES:
    Dragon - alliance on s3, that still makes Juma & Maxx annoyed. Their 1st experience with going to war with a #1 ranked alliance...& holding them off for months.

    Intrepid - The alliance founded by Maxx & Juma, on s30, where we met Verm, Spikey & Engessa.

    Hero - The #4 ranked alliance on s30 that Intrepid brought to its knees Wink

    VANGUARD - The Top 20 alliance founded by Juma, Verm, Spikey & Engessa, where they met the other Founding Members of HAVOC. (Other VNGD plyrs that may be mentioned include: Jax, taco, gaborin & goborin for their ability [& insanity] in attacking.)

    Deviants - #2 alliance on s79. An astonishing feat, considering their truly dismal understanding of how to launch attacks. The chosen targets of Verm & Juma in the "Blaze of Glory" campaign.

    Templars - #9 alliance on s79. As stunning as it is to believe, an alliance with an even more pathetic grasp of battle mechanics than Deviants. The chosen targets of Sino & Enchantra in the "Blaze of Glory" campaign.


    TERMS:
    Teleploded - As in: "That attack was so stupid, it made my head teleplode." or "Can we teleplode them now?" Comes from a barely literate, hardly comprehensible mail received by Juma, in which the writer stated "my friend wuz here but wuz gettin attkd so he teleploded somewher else."

    Shmoosh - To destroy & utterly obliterate. Comes from a plyr named Caeli on s79 & was quickly adopted as a term to refer to attacking a player. Also an excellent recruiting tactic: 1) Shmoosh, 2) Invite, 3) Return Resources (optional)

    Family - Although I always refer to HAVOC as a Family, I had no idea it would end up being so close to literal truth. For the record, we have several members that are actually related. Cytaen is the father of Tayet, Marnax & Salemer. Greatwest's son is BDS. Majestic & Digger are brothers, & lonnie miller is Digger's son. From the Southern Hemisphere, we have Dacalak & his wife Alyana, & their daughter Ajroxlol. OH! And of course, there's 1 special "family." Spikey is the virtual child of Juma & Vermithrax, & Engessa is Verm's indiscretion from a previous server (we don't talk about his possible mother.)

    Speakers - The item prized by Juma above all others.....which provides a great deal of amusement to other members, after she uses all hers to mock idiots on world chat & the members continue to win them....while she doesn't.

    Thrump - The sound one makes after being *facepalmed* Originated by (you guessed it) our very own Thrumpymess Smile

    Mond - (noun) A part of the female anatomy that changes often and contains both her mind and mood; originated by Thrump, Defined by Vermithrax

    WWSD - What Would Sino Do? For those of you who haven't been fortunate enough to chat with Sino, or learn from him...he is an attack god. Listen to him...learn from him. (For the record, Sino is our token psycho Frenchman, who happens to live in Canada)

    Glare of Doom - aka: -.-; aka: the Spikey Glare.....she does it well


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    Post  Cytaen Tue Feb 02, 2010 3:23 am

    Vermithrax and I have known each other in real life for decades, he stood up for my wife at our wedding (Dude of Honor)and has had the pleasure of changing the diapers of Marnax, Tayet and Salemer. They may refer to him as Uncle.
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    Post  xARESx Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:00 pm

    And spikey is my niece! LOL. That has a great voice!! Just sayin! Very Happy
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    Post  Smokes Wed Feb 03, 2010 5:12 pm

    wow im home i think this is the family i been lookin for in evony
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    Post  DrGonzo1 Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:26 pm

    I totally agree with Smokes... I'm pretty stoked to be part of the HAVOC family and I'm really looking forward to taking down anyone who stands in the way of our total victory.
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    Post  SpikeStrip Fri Feb 05, 2010 7:43 pm

    A few of "My Words"

    (Vermys favourite first) Yelcome - a form of you're welcome
    Caint - can not, can't
    Dint - did not, didn't
    Fount - found
    Yall - everyone knows yall
    Dagummit - a form of dammit back when i couldnt cuss because my moms bf was playin
    Skeert - scared
    Aight - alright
    Ias - I was
    Shuddup - shut up


    Mommas (Juma) word that we ALL love to kinda mock her on is.....
    ABOOT!!!!!


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    Post  TheNoob Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:20 pm

    U can call me Gert if u want , its my name !

    lol!
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    Post  Confusion Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:42 pm

    This is Confusion if it is easier anyone can call me (PK) its my initials and thats all i ever played under but seeing how my other account is still active i cant use the same name

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    Post  WarMachine/TheFear Sun Feb 21, 2010 4:36 am

    The Snuggle bunny is back !!!!!!!!!!

    ps. Fuck you, and you, oh and you albino albino albino albino albino albino albino albino albino albino albino albino albino albino albino
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    Post  TheNoob Sun Feb 21, 2010 10:43 am

    WarMachine/TheFear wrote:The Snuggle bunny is back !!!!!!!!!!

    ps. Fuck you, and you, oh and you albino albino albino albino albino albino albino albino albino albino albino albino albino albino albino

    lol!

    Fuck you !
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    Post  SpikeStrip Sun Feb 21, 2010 1:52 pm

    Very Happy And so you're still my Crazy Cousin (CC)
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    Post  WarMachine/TheFear Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:36 pm

    SpikeStrip wrote:Very Happy And so you're still my Crazy Cousin (CC)


    And I'll Always Be Your All My Family Smile Your Stuck With Me albino albino albino albino


    Ps. Why am i not in the "people" above ! im a legend ! lol Bunny grams go out every hour that im not in there Smile (well they go out anyway lol)
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    Post  SpikeStrip Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:03 pm

    Juma (Momma) - My Momma
    Vermithrax (Vermy) - My dad
    SpikeStrip (me!) - the base of this whole opperation
    lord cecil (lc) - My newest brother
    Engessa/Gladoer/Bob (Bubba) - my first brother
    Asinak - my other brother
    HiddenPearl (DI) - Vermy's sister
    Jaxs255 (Jax) - DI's husband
    Dacalak (Dac) - Vermy's brother my uncle
    Cytaen - Vermy's brother
    Tayet, Salemer - my cousins, Cytaen's daughters
    Marnax - my cousin, Cytaen's son
    xARESx/Deathreamer (Deathy) - Juma's brother my uncle
    Lady Death - Deathy's wife
    Geekers (Geeks) - Juma's brother
    Thrump/Mess - Juma's brother
    Enchantra (Channy) - Juma's sister
    WarMachin3/TheFear (CC) - crazy cousin, Deathy's son
    JimmyDeWop (Jimmy) - other crazy cousin, also Deathy's son

    (Note: Both Crazy Cousins come from Deathy... how strange Razz)


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    Post  SpikeStrip Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:32 pm

    Momma I just realized that you made a mistake. Caeli wasn't from 79. She was from 30.
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    Post  Lady Ezreth Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:29 pm

    It is great to feel like part of the family - I also wanted to say there are 2 more of us that (although new to HAVOK/BEDLAM) are related - Cobell and I are married; he broght me into EVONY and I have loved itr since. Thanks to all who have made BEDLAM our new home. lol!
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    Post  TheNoob Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:55 pm

    SpikeStrip wrote:Juma (Momma) - My Momma
    Vermithrax (Vermy) - My dad
    SpikeStrip (me!) - the base of this whole opperation
    Engessa/Gladoer/Bob (Bubba) - my brother
    Asinak - my other brother
    HiddenPearl (DI) - Vermy's sister
    Jaxs255 (Jax) - DI's husband
    Dacalak (Dac) - Vermy's brother my uncle
    Cytaen - Vermy's brother
    Tayet, Salemer - my cousins, Cytaen's daughters
    Marnax - my cousin, Cytaen's son
    xARESx/Deathreamer (Deathy) - Juma's brother my uncle
    Lady Death - Deathy's wife
    Geekers (Geeks) - Juma's brother
    Thrump/Mess - Juma's brother
    Enchantra (Channy) - Juma's sister
    KARZA - Channy's husband
    WarMachin3/TheFear (CC) - crazy cousin, Deathy's son
    JimmyDeWop (Jimmy) - other crazy cousin, also Deathy's son

    (Note: Both Crazy Cousins come from Deathy... how strange Razz)
    I'm the illegal son of Ver with Angeline Jolie. Happens 'somethin' between em when Spielberg ask Ver to help him with one of his films. Spielberg appreciate too much the Ver's help, and Ver appreciate too much somethin other. lol!

    I have lived with Angelina. Now that I'm 20, I live on my own. That was shocking when Angelina tell me that Ver is my biological father. However we're tryin to respect each other and forgetin the past.
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    Post  SpikeStrip Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:49 pm

    ahem.... I make the family Razz
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    Post  Salemer Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:18 pm

    Is Angelina Spike?
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    Post  SpikeStrip Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:59 pm

    You think I did stuff with my FATHER?????? What kind of sick minded child are you??? Razz
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    Post  KARZA Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:59 pm

    this is going to a bad place...haha
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    Post  Salemer Mon Mar 22, 2010 10:07 pm

    lol! I was kidding Spike!!!!!
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    Post  Marnax Wed Mar 24, 2010 5:38 pm

    instead of "Shmoosh" you can use "Smoosh"
    I, myself prefer the latter
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    Post  Schock Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:56 pm

    Thanks for taking the time to read this.

    I started on s28 June 09' in N.March with hDragon. In Sept. 09' moved to the SIN syndicate and was promo'd to VH. Shortly after becoming the #1 ranked prestige alliance we fought the rest of the server for several months b4 our server merged with s29 forming ss2, mid Feb. 2010. We had anticipated the merger and were prepared.

    We reformed with the best plyr's from s28 to fight the alliances of s29. During the first few weeks many plyr's from all alliances were banned permanently for botting and multi account usage. This changed the ss2's gameplay.

    I started this s132 account March 9th 2010. Joined the nearest alliance to my initial coords, tried a couple of others but they lacked organization, experience, diplomacy and maturity.

    Very pleased to be with CARNAGE and look forward to working with all of you.

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    Post  fossor Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:28 pm

    none of these terms are useful to me
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    Post  SpikeStrip Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:16 am

    Uhm...theyre here so you can know what we are talkin about in chat.

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